it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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