Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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