yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she smelled like a LAN party
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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