And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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