i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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