Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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