Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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