I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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