My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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