is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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