Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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