ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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