I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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