He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
So squirting runs in the family.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
did you just send me my own nude
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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