gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
