You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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