Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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