Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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