Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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