I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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