You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
