I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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