I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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