There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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