I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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