I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
