# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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