Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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