awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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