Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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