Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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