I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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