STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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