i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
