I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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