sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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