last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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