So drunk, too bad you don't want this
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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