Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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