so that wasnt chicken after all
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Dick very happy bro
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
we should paint friendship bongs
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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