It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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