Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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