That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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