I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Welp...herpes.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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