Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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