She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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