yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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