Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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