I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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