So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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