alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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