How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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