Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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